Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Articles for October, 2007
Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time..
Santa asks: “behenji, How many brother-sister are you?”
Girl: “Actually we are three, but now we are four.”
“Progress lies not in enhancing what is, but in advancing toward what will be.”
-Kahlil Gibran, “A Handful of Sand on the Shore”
Santa: So low marks? Two hard slaps should be given.
Pappu: Yes papa, Come with me, i have seen house of that Teacher.
“The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”
-Eden Phillpotts
Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time..
Santa asks: “behenji, How many brother-sister are you?”
Girl: “Actually we are three, but now we are four.”
“Progress lies not in enhancing what is, but in advancing toward what will be.”
-Kahlil Gibran, “A Handful of Sand on the Shore”
Santa: So low marks? Two hard slaps should be given.
Pappu: Yes papa, Come with me, i have seen house of that Teacher.
“The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”
-Eden Phillpotts
Deepanshu Goel